Kardashian Christmas Card With Bruce Jenner Locked Up in Glass Tube

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The Kardashians have released their Christmas card for 2013, though it’s not likely to get you into the Christmas spirit.

Before deciding on the theme, the photographer met with the family to discuss his ideas. According to reports we’ve read, he was not excited about including kids in the picture.

Kardashian Christmas Card2013 Kardashian Christmas Card

While it’s not easy to understand the idea behind the card itself, the photograph was taken by David LaChapelle in a carnival-like room. The men are notably absent from the Christmas card. Kim‘s brother, Rob, her fiancé, Kanye West, Kourtney‘s boyfriend, Scott Disick, and Khloe‘s soon to be ex-husband, Lamar Odom, are not present.

Bruce Jenner is trapped behind Kris Jenner inside a glass tubeBruce Jenner is trapped behind Kris Jenner inside a glass tube

Stepfather Bruce, locked up in a glass case behind Kris Jenner wearing a suit, is the only male in the picture. He is joined by Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, one-year-old niece Penelope, three-year-old nephew Mason, Kris, and, of course, Kim herself.

The Christmas card is gigantic and contains lots of details. It was released on E! News earlier today, and they thankfully offered some more detailed photos:

Kim Kardashian in a black gown by Yves Saint LaurentKim Kardashian in a black gown by Yves Saint Laurent

All the Kardashian and Jenner women are dressed in blackAll the Kardashian and Jenner women are dressed in black

Kylie and Kendall Jenner posing in their Christmas cardKylie and Kendall Jenner posing in their Christmas card

All the Kardashian women are dressed in black, and Kim’s gown has been identified as Yves Saint Laurent. Can you help us identify the other dresses?

If you’re looking for a black maxi dress of your own, perhaps we can tempt you with the following options.

A.L.C. Alejandro Dress, $326 at Shopbop

A twisted knot links the bodice to the skirt on a divided black maxi dress. Banding trims the scoop neckline and exaggerated arm openings, and a covered elastic waist offers a relaxed fit.

A twisted knot links the bodice to the skirt on a divided black maxi dress

Free People Andrina’s Dress, $98 at Shopbop

A casual knit black dress gains flattering definition from a gathered elastic waist. An angular cutout details the back, and long side slits add movement to the skirt.

A casual knit black dress gains flattering definition from a gathered elastic waist

Velvet Slinky Maxi Dress, $139 at Shopbop

A jersey maxi dress is an effortless warm-weather essential. Ruching traces the neckline, softening the easy drape, and this piece is double-layered.

A jersey maxi dress is an effortless warm-weather essential

Credit: David LaChapelle / E! News