In lieu of the yuletide season, we would like to commend the beautiful celebrities who have embodied the holiday spirit so well that they actually started looking like Christmas trees. Thank you for bringing holiday cheer to fans, friends, and foes all across the globe.
Without further ado, we present our lovely celebrity Christmas trees:
1. Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore at the 6th Annual Tribeca Film Festival for the premiere of Lucky You held at the BMCC Tribeca PAC in New York on May 1, 2007
Boasting perfect tree proportions, all this look needs is a star on the head and it’s all set for the upcoming festivities. Perhaps some decorations would be good as well. We’d hate to leave a tree so bare.
2. Victoria Beckham
Victoria Beckham leaving the Oscar de la Renta show at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2008 in New York on September 10, 2007
We call this the Christmas Tree with Gorgeous Long Stems. This tree also has, and quite ironically at that, a booming fashion career to boot.
3. Katy Perry
Katy Perry at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on February 10, 2013
This is the Blessed Tree, which got its title from its bountiful, um, fruits. This tree also happens to be one of the sexiest looks in 2013, as we have recapped recently.
4. Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow at the Bambi 2011 Awards held at Rhein-Main-Hallen in Wiesbaden, Germany, on November 10, 2011
Here we have a tall, slim Christmas tree of utmost sophistication and elegance. This tree would fit right in at Tony Stark’s home. Or at Coldplay’s.
5. Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj at the 2011 American Music Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, California, on November 20, 2011
Nicki Minaj at the 2011 American Music Awards Nominees Press Conference held at the JW Marriott Los Angeles L.A. LIVE in Los Angeles, California, on October 11, 2011
Nicki Minaj at the 2010 American Music Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, California, on November 21, 2010
Yes, Nicki Minaj, we get it. You are a Christmas tree.
Beyonce Knowles arriving at the Movies Rock 2007 show held at the Kodak Theater in Los Angeles, California, on December 2, 2007
This tree has the amazing ability to throw diva-like poses because this is the Diva Christmas Tree, which is the female version of a Hustler Christmas Tree.
7. Catherine Zeta-Jones
Catherine Zeta-Jones at the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in California on January 16, 2011
From that gorgeous pine green color to that detailed plastic tree texture, this is the mother of all celebrity Christmas trees. Look at how it beautifully tapers out at the bottom. A merry Christmas to everyone, indeed.
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