7 Celebrities Who Thought They Were Christmas Trees

In lieu of the yuletide season, we would like to commend the beautiful celebrities who have embodied the holiday spirit so well that they actually started looking like Christmas trees. Thank you for bringing holiday cheer to fans, friends, and foes all across the globe.

Without further ado, we present our lovely celebrity Christmas trees:

1. Drew Barrymore

Drew BarrymoreDrew Barrymore at the 6th Annual Tribeca Film Festival  for the premiere of Lucky You held at the BMCC Tribeca PAC in New York on May 1, 2007

Boasting perfect tree proportions, all this look needs is a star on the head and it’s all set for the upcoming festivities. Perhaps some decorations would be good as well. We’d hate to leave a tree so bare.

2. Victoria Beckham

Victoria BeckhamVictoria Beckham leaving the Oscar de la Renta show at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2008 in New York on September 10, 2007

We call this the Christmas Tree with Gorgeous Long Stems. This tree also has, and quite ironically at that, a booming fashion career to boot.

3. Katy Perry

Katy PerryKaty Perry at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on February 10, 2013

This is the Blessed Tree, which got its title from its bountiful, um, fruits. This tree also happens to be one of the sexiest looks in 2013, as we have recapped recently.

4. Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth PaltrowGwyneth Paltrow at the Bambi 2011 Awards held at Rhein-Main-Hallen in Wiesbaden, Germany, on November 10, 2011

Here we have a tall, slim Christmas tree of utmost sophistication and elegance. This tree would fit right in at Tony Stark’s home. Or at Coldplay’s.

5. Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj 1Nicki Minaj at the 2011 American Music Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, California, on November 20, 2011

Nicki Minaj 2Nicki Minaj at the 2011 American Music Awards Nominees Press Conference held at the JW Marriott Los Angeles L.A. LIVE in Los Angeles, California, on October 11, 2011

Nicki Minaj 3Nicki Minaj at the 2010 American Music Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, California, on November 21, 2010

Yes, Nicki Minaj, we get it. You are a Christmas tree.

6. Beyoncé

BeyonceBeyonce Knowles arriving at the Movies Rock 2007 show held at the Kodak Theater in Los Angeles, California, on December 2, 2007

This tree has the amazing ability to throw diva-like poses because this is the Diva Christmas Tree, which is the female version of a Hustler Christmas Tree.

7. Catherine Zeta-Jones

Catherine Zeta Jones 1

Catherine Zeta Jones 2Catherine Zeta-Jones at the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in California on January 16, 2011

From that gorgeous pine green color to that detailed plastic tree texture, this is the mother of all celebrity Christmas trees. Look at how it beautifully tapers out at the bottom. A merry Christmas to everyone, indeed.

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